A story for everyone

Subject: A story for everyone 03/06/08, 04:33 pm

So i was waiting on my girlfriend

She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes.

I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time.

Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room.

Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her.

She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A `y pidgey. Holy shit.

(For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing).

I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story.

She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even f**king care!

YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR f**king GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall.

I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it.

My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around.

I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around.

She yells out "f**k YOU", and runs out of my house in tears

Level 9 Age : 14 Joined : 17 Mar 2008 Posts : 37 Whistle :

That has got to be the biggest fuck up I've ever heard anyone do.

Level 3 Joined : 25 Apr 2008 Posts : 5 Whistle :

Be more sensitive to your girlfreind.

Level 9 Age : 16 Joined : 26 Apr 2008 Posts : 37 Whistle :

what a bitch lol
jk

Level 17 Joined : 16 Apr 2008 Posts : 137 Whistle :

Well, you may have lost your girlfriend, and your DS, but you still have the knoledge that your social life is slowly being ringed by the interenet! Very Happy

Subject: Re: A story for everyone 04/06/08, 03:42 pm

Girls have a one in two chance of showing up, shiny pidgeys have a on in one thousand chance. statistically speaking, you made the right moves! Very Happy

Subject: Re: A story for everyone 04/06/08, 04:46 pm

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Level 16 Joined : 27 Jun 2008 Posts : 124 Whistle :

you should respect her more or you'll lose her